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No history would  be complete without  some           wheeled in at the back  -  all  to feed 400
        record of those anecdotes we all treasure - of the    people a three-course meal in one hour.
        funny, the  traumatic, the  tragic, the  momentous    THOSE WONDERFUL  moments at Music
        moments that shaped the path of the Society over      Hall  like the occasion when  the actor
        the past 70 years.  Here are some of them.
        DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT …?                         playing the father of the heroine  in  the
                                                              melodrama had a  very quick costume
        THE SCENE  in  ‘French Without Tears’                 change to become the hero at the end.  His
        where Corbet Woodall was rocking back on              frantic change  in the passage-way proved
        his chair  when an  irate voice was heard             as entertaining as the scene on stage.
        from the dress circle and Doug Gerard,                THOSE SATURDAY  night Music  Hall
        (owner of  the brand new  suite)  yelled              performances at  the  Settler's Motor Inn;
        "Corbet!    If you  tilt that bloody  chair once      changing into costumes from various areas
        more, I'll come down and remove it, it cost           of  the complex, running  like mad to  make
        me a fortune!"                                        an entrance  on time,  the staff getting
        OPENING NIGHT for ‘Aren't Men Beasts?’                fractious,    the    patrons     getting     more
        Boy  Oh  Boy, PANIC  STATIONS.   In the               raucous, the stage getting smaller as the
        refurbished Town Hall with enlarged stage,            patrons  spread out and the night's
        new dressing rooms, new  paint, new                   performance getting longer and longer.
        curtains and new  switchboard. Time for               THAT SPECIAL  performance  for the
        curtain up, house  lights dimmed, stage               Hotelier's Association where most  of the
        lights  on  ... BLACK OUT!!!   What  now?             patrons were eight  sheets  to the wind
        The City Council electricians assessed the            before we started?  They didn't want to be
        situation and suggested  to the audience              there, didn't appreciate our artistic  talents,
        that they  go take  a  walk  or  go window            threw  bread  buns  at us, Pat Hill  exhorting
        shopping and return in half an hour.                  us with "the show must go on" and Barbara
        Eventually the fault was found - a pole fuse          Thomson  plonking the  piano.  We’re  not
        in Hunt  Street that none  knew  existed!             entirely sure, but  we  think  the show
        That night  we played to one of  the most             finished under twelve hours.
        understanding and appreciative audiences              THE FIRST  Music Hall  at the Octagon
        we had ever played to.                                ‘London Scene’ with Frank Whitehead (that
        AND THE MEAL CRISES  like the first                   fantastic trouper) as Chairman.   The
        meal cooked in the Playhouse.  Food was               weather  was freezing and  the cast  was
        cooked  on gas  rings  on the kitchen floor           standing outside  ready  to start the show.
        because  there  was  no  stove.  Shortly              The Director Keith Thomson has written an
        afterwards it was discovered that there was           introduction for Frank  -  BIG MISTAKE  -
        a coal range in perfect working order in the          Frank already knew a hundred years' worth
        kitchen that someone had walled up.                   of jokes and told them all before he got to
        THE MEAL  at the Golden Church  before                the  introduction.   Some of those  colourful
        ‘Murder in the Cathedral’.    In our wisdom           costumes  clashed  horribly  with the  very
        we chose a medieval menu:  Thick soup in              blue people wearing them.
        mugs and roast meat to be “carve yourself”            THE FUND RAISING  ventures  -  manning
        which  all led to  DISASTER!    Patrons in            the early morning flea markets at the Town
        their Sunday best didn't want to carve their          Basin.   Pat Hill, Carol  Freebairn and
        own meat.   They  had nowhere  to sit and             Beverley Dowling doing the Can-Can in the
        what  to do with their greasy  hands?   The           Mall; flashing their attributes all to sell $10
        thick  soup  stayed  in  the mugs  and, when          raffle tickets.
        poured down the sink, blocked  up  the                CO-ORDINATING  with Doug  Chowns  to
        drains - and we had a water shortage.  Still,         present a New  Zealand Wool  Board
        the play was a hit!                                   fashion parade in the Mall, only to have  a
        THE TIME we took a show to the Exhibition             pop-top caravan collapse on all the models
        Hall  to accommodate 400 patrons.   The               and  the  lights go out!   What the models
        caterers moved in early, the doors opened,            wore and in  what order was anybody's
        patrons arrived, sat down, and all hell               guess
        broke loose!  Food was whipped up, placed
        on borrowed hospital gurneys and raced
        down  the Forum North concourse  to feed
        those  at  the front, while  more were

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